Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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