guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His nipple licking is glorious
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