once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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