I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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