Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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