Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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