belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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