I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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