After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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