Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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