We're like a lot better than the average bears
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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