My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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