Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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