Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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