is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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