her vagine was all disorganized.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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