Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She's the barista slut.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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