I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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