I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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