I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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