It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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