He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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