I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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