i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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