is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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