so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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