i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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