Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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