Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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