is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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