just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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