Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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