we have officially lost it.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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