and she was petting her beer can
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think my moral compass just broke
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