Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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