My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
