my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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