why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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