How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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