ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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