what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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