The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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