normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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