I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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