i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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