So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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