No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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