Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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