I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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