are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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