she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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