I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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