i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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