Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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