Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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