i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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