I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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