We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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