I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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